The headlines and some comments on them.

Trading cards have grown into a fifty billion dollar global industry fueled by social media and nostalgia.

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  samlopez71

  A hedge fund manager is on the verge of tears because a twelve year old just told him his Charizard offer is 'kinda mid'.

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Amazon has launched a new 30-minute delivery service called Amazon Now

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  haze603

  My wife ordered something during our fight about her Amazon spending, and it arrived before the fight ended.

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Officers serving an eviction notice in the Bronx accidentally found 300 pounds of marijuana and a large indoor growing operation

The UK government says 100 countries have spyware that can hack people’s phones

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  nroberts

  Many of the governments that can hack your entire phone are the same ones that will fine grandma's blog for not asking your permission to store a cookie.

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A former OpenAI researcher is warning that AI is not loyal to us

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  sharpotter

  In other words, these botches ain't loyal!

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A woman was arrested for posing as a student to steal laptops and clothing from a University of Cincinnati dorm.

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  happythunder918

  She blended in perfectly until someone noticed she was the only person in the dorm who made her bed.

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Honda just posted its first annual loss since 1955 after taking a nearly 10 billion dollar writedown on its electric vehicle investments.

The CEO overseeing Grand Theft Auto doesn't drink, smoke, play video games, or even own a gun

Apple is blocking many vibe coding apps from the App Store, and developers are furious

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  alex_77

  Maybe Apple discovered that these apps weren't charging a weekly subscription for a flashlight, and immediately panicked.

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A New York man is on trial for allegedly running a secret Chinese spy outpost in Manhattan, but his lawyer says it was just a place to play ping-pong

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  ameliabennett16

  His lawyer's next client swears the nuclear submarine in his garage is a bath toy.

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A startup says it has built a beanie that can translate your brain signals into text

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  paul1974

  I can barely write my own thoughts down, and now a beanie is going to do it better than me and make me look bad.

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A TikTok crowdfunding campaign to buy Spirit Airlines has raised over $300 million in pledges

The hot new breakup line is "it is not you, it is my startup" as young founders end relationships to focus on their startups

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  pebble88

  I got dumped so he could focus on his startup, which has twelve co-founders, zero users, and a ping pong table.🏓

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An Oxford physicist argues that quantum mechanics splits you into parallel versions of yourself with every interaction

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  clairecampbell49

  My therapist sent me this article and told me finding the real me is gonna take a while because now we have to search the whole universe.

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Dozens of online retailers are using AI to pose as small businesses and charge more for lower quality products

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  mwilliams

  Funny how Brittany from Vermont hand-pours candles out of a Shenzhen warehouse.

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A Georgia mayor fired the entire police force after officers complained on Facebook about his wife

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  michael_97

  Did he march in like Will Smith and yell "Keep my wife's name out your damn Facebook feed!"

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Sally Field says she never laughed at Robin Williams on the Mrs. Doubtfire set, even when he tried to crack her up

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  dan.henderson

  Honestly that's just method acting, real wives have not laughed at a husband's joke since 1962.

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Recent Bigfoot sightings in Ohio have reignited the debate over whether the creature is real.

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  stephen.bailey

  The Ohio tourism board is dressing interns in gorilla suits as we speak.

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CEOs say AI leaves them choosing between laying off workers or pushing the ones they keep to do much more

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  boltfig

  Before AI it was called restructuring, before that it was called synergy, before that it was called Tuesday.

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Ben Affleck gave Jennifer Lopez his entire stake in their $60 million mansion for free as part of their divorce settlement.

The Justice Department is criminally investigating major beef companies for allegedly colluding to raise US beef prices

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  jentorres14

  With those prices I think the only thing getting grilled this summer is the executives.

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A new survey has found that public restrooms are one of the top places where women form social connections with strangers.

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  brandon_70

  My wife went to the bathroom at a wedding and came back with a book club, a dermatologist, and a lead on a husband better than me.

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More restaurants are telling customers to put their phones away, and some are locking them up, for a more immersive night out.

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  zenpirate751

  Great, now my wife will have to describe the reel she wants to show me, which is somehow even worse.

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Experts are warning that AI could wipe out millions of white collar jobs first.

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  ibailey

  The guys who told coal miners to learn to code are now googling how much plumbers make.

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Cloudflare is laying off more than 1,100 workers as it ramps up the use of AI.

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  kim_campbell

  I just pray that if they file for unemployment they don't get hit with a 'verify you're human' Cloudflare captcha, because that question just got way too personal.

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