Botox med spas have taken over millions of square feet across America

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  jakeprice99

  As a used car salesman, Botox is ruining my livelihood, I can't tell if she's thrilled about the Corolla or horrified by the Escalade, it's the same damn face.

  961

New York City's first full casino just opened, and a $5.5 billion expansion is still to come

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  henryflores99

  The expansion will probably be bankrolled by one guy who's been doubling down since 2003 and says he's due.😅

  864

SpaceX's board has approved giving Elon Musk hundreds of millions of shares if he puts 1 million people on Mars

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  reallaurahoward

  The real power move would be requiring him to bring a million Martians to earth and help them find affordable housing in Los Angeles.

  497

Meta is planning to lay off around 8,000 workers, which is about 10 percent of its staff.

Spirit Airlines is closer to shutting down after a $500 million federal bailout fell through.

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  gritmoss

  Rest in peace to the only airline where the seat in front of you reclined into your sternum but yours was bolted upright like a medieval torture device.

  719

Uber now lets customers book hotels directly through its app

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  realrileywilson

  Can't wait for my Motel 6 to triple in price because it's raining within fifty miles.

  881
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  anna2005

  I give it six months before my Uber driver pulls over and tries to upsell me on a timeshare in Cancun.

  174

A proposed $111 billion Warner Brothers and Paramount merger is being backed by $24 billion from Saudi Arabia, the UAE and Qatar

Kellogg is bringing cereal box toys back after more than a decade, kicking it off with a Toy Story 5 tie-in.

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  realrachelwilson

  I can't wait for my kid to shove his entire arm into the Frosted Flakes at six in the morning like an archaeologist on a deadline.

  1100

Etsy has banned the sale of controversial animal fur products, including mink, fox, and rabbit.

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  michael1988

  The people who sell crystals that cure anxiety are thrilled to finally have the moral high ground over someone.

  1300
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  charlie_stewart

  The fur sellers should’ve hired an Etsy witch to cast a spell to prevent the ban.

  465

Amazon customers are complaining that the delivery drones are dropping packages from 10 feet in the air and damaging orders.

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  mossflick

  The drones were probably trained on footage of the drivers chucking boxes out of moving vans.

  759
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  cloud38x

  Return drones are next, and you will have to throw the package into a moving drone's basket like a carnival game or your refund gets denied.

  145

Disney's new CEO has announced 1,000 job cuts in a brutal email to employees.

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  reed714

  Imagine getting fired by a company whose entire brand is happily ever after.

  753
• 
  stephanie.lopez

  Bold move sending a brutal email at a company where half the staff knows how to draw you as a villain.

  424

QVC is filing for bankruptcy after 40 years on air, carrying 6.6 billion dollars in debt as their stock continues to drop.

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  the_lynx

  Operators are no longer standing by?😢They have good deals sometimes.

  1003
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  oscar.green

  Their last hope is rebranding as QVC dot AI and selling NFT's of the porcelain dolls.

  419

Nike just announced about 1,400 layoffs in its latest round of cuts

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  ryan_lee

  Swoosh, and they're gone.😢

  1002
• 
  hjenkins

  HR walked in wearing Adidas and told everyone to Just Do It somewhere else.

  459

A CEO is trying to tackle the affordability crisis by building neighborhoods full of tiny homes

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  mary2000

  His solution to shrinking wallets is shrinking the hallway until you walk sideways.

  1200
• 
  brittany1980

  Finally, a home where you can cook dinner, use the bathroom, and answer the front door without getting up.

  208