A pastor who wrote a book on loving your spouse was arrested after allegations that he has multiple wives

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  brandon_watson

  In his defense, he never specified which spouse.

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  the_tiger

  The pastor told the judge, 'God gave me one wife, and I made her many.' The judge replied, 'The prosecutor suggested 1 year, and I made it many.'

  250

A woman on the FBI's ten most wanted list was captured just one day after a one million dollar reward was offered for her.

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  mary_80

  She survived years on the run but couldn't survive capitalism.

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A New Jersey man was arrested for running unlicensed marijuana vending machines at 80 locations, pulling in up to $20,000 a day.

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  gustmint

  Meanwhile the owner of a vending machine next to it that sells Honey Buns, Doritos, and Pop-Tarts couldn’t understand why he suddenly had to restock it every 30 minutes.

  1000

Shoplifting in New York City is down 20% this year after the NYPD started targeting repeat offenders

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  lily_87

  Progress. Now release the razors from maximum security!

  1101
• 
  ruby1986

  Down 20% and I still need a staff meeting to buy deodorant.

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A US soldier is accused of using military secrets to win over $400,000 on Polymarket

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  chillfox

  He finally found a use for that classified briefing nobody else paid attention to.

  1101
• 
  lily.martin

  So he was doing insider trading? What will they charge him with, impersonating a congressman?

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A Chinese national was arrested at JFK airport after allegedly photographing US military aircraft at a base in Nebraska.

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  boldpilot

  In his defense, after spending a week in Nebraska, espionage might just be the only thing to do.

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• 
  amandadavis8

  Somewhere in Beijing, someone's frantically reinflating a weather balloon.

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A Brazilian beauty queen was arrested for allegedly funding her lavish influencer lifestyle with drug trafficking money.

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  bravestar

  Before we judge her for selling drugs to fund her lifestyle, let's discuss what other influencers are selling to afford those Dubai trips.

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An Amazon delivery driver blamed gas money for marking hundreds of packages as undeliverable and just stockpiling them in her home.

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  faith_81

  Honestly I'm surprised she didn't start invoicing Amazon for warehouse storage fees.

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A man was arrested for swapping Lego sets with pasta and returning them to stores for over $34,000.

Four thieves stole about $30,000 worth of Gucci handbags from a New York outlet mall in a daylight smash and grab, then fled to New Jersey

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  boldstorm

  The fourth guy is still at the toll plaza trying to pay with a Gucci gift card.

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  dustpilot

  The real twist is they passed up the Coach store next door like a bunch of snobs.

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